Loading ...In this video, we learn all sorts of great ways on how to protect ourselves. That’s great, for the normal person. But I’m not the type that wants to take any risks. This piggy flu will not be caught by me, that’s why I’ve come up with a list of…
Top Ten Ways to Protect Yourself from the Swine Flu, Neurotic Version.
- Put Tape around your windows and doors.
- Replace your light bulbs with UV sanitizing bulbs.
- Wear the swine flu protecting suit.
- Stop fighting crime at night, you’re lowering your immune system.
- Fill ziploc bags with hand sanitizer, so you can dip your hands in every few minutes.
- Wear bandaids on your nose (and say it was a shaving accident).
- Visit your doctor five to ten times a week (make sure you check your insurance first).
- Soak your clothes in glue, so there are no pores that might let the flu in.
- Laugh a lot, because laughter is the best preventative medicine (despite what they say about it being a reactionary medicine)
- Eat a lot of fruitcake this holiday season
If those ten things don’t help, then the video above will surely have some good tips on avoiding the swine flu, so you don’t catch it. But maybe it’s better to get it, so you can become immune earlier rather than later? But really, the swine flu hasn’t been all that bad. Just look at these swine flu statistics and you’ll know that… oink… oink… oh no!
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